went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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