You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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Oh Jesus.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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