I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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