Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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