i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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