you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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