I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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