She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
