This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My vagina is officially offended.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Randomize
