We should be called the Road Head Warriors
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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