I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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