Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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