you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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