is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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