his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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