they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
