Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
be right there i have to get my cape
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize