I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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