You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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