I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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