I need help removing her.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Randomize
