well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
If its not for food we ain't going out.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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