have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
