Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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