So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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