You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
dude. I can hear the air.
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