You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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