He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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