I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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