So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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