we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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