I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
just tell him i said nine months
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
mondays should just be called national damage control day
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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