I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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