I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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