No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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