We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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