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living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dignity is for republicans.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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