Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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