This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You need a sexual gate keeper
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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