just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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