i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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