what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Im part way to drunk.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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