i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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