You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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