That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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