real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Mom said you looked used
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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