He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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