If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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