Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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