If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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