My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You don't make any sense
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