I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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