I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
4 words: hood of his car
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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