Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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