Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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