oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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