watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Randomize
